You forgot the part where Megan hit on a (married) cop when we were leaving Power and Light. She toddled over to him and started saying things like “You’re really hot” and “Are you married?” while caressing his neck and shoulders. My philosophy is that you shouldn’t even make eye contact with the cops, let alone ask one if he’s a swinger. So I tried interrupting them to get her away from him by saying “Sorry, we both have a thing for guys in uniforms. Are you ready to go Megan?”
Then she stuck her hand in my face in an “oh-no-you didn’t” gesture and told the cop “I fucking hate him.”
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